Dear Mum and Dad, Help!!! There is something rotten at Camp Creepy Time, aside from just the food. A few desperate souls decided to make a break for it and have been missing ever since. The word is that someone or something ate the missing campers, but I suspect that camp management planted the story to deter future attempts at escape. If I survive my stay in the infirmary, I plan to get to the bottom of it. In the meantime, please send some more Twinkies. It's hard to think on an empty stomach. Sincerely, Einstein P. Fleet
