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DescriptionWell, she's bitingly funny, but everybody knows that. -Roger Ebert on Kelly Oxford. The beautiful - and hilarious - Kelly Oxford has been one of the most hysterical voices on the Internet since it was still a series of tubes. In 1997, she began sharing stories of her life as a young wife and mother on a Geocities page, then on an anonymous blog, then on a MySpace account; eventually she found her metier in the widely followed Tumblr blog "Eject" and in her raucous, often filthy, always hilarious Twitter feed, which has garnered more than 300,000 followers (adding 1,500 more each week), with frequent retweets from heavy-hitting fans such as Roger Ebert, Jessica Alba, Tony Hawk, Diablo Cody, Kevin Nealon, Susan Orlean, Ann Curry, Adam McKay, Mindy Kaling, and Jonathan Ames. There is no mistaking Kelly's voice: Something people in McDonalds have? Fries. Something people in McDonalds don't have? Ankles. Chicken fried steak is the true American story: A place where even a chicken can be a steak. When my dog smells someone's crotch I say, 'Sorry, she's one of those cancer-smelling dogs.' Had my son's hearing tested because he's always yelling. Turns out he's just an asshole. Reviews"The anecdotes included in the book will make you love [Oxford] even more than you probably already do, if that's even possible. Kelly is truly hilarious. . . I couldn't put this book down - you won't be able to, either."--HelloGiggles.com Author descriptionKELLY OXFORD is a sometime model turned stay-at-home mother to three who lives in Calgary. Oxford is more likely to be wearing animals than protecting them, has been previously described as your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, and is currently described as your mom. She has always been a writer, but came into the international spotlight via Twitter, where she currently has more than 300,000 followers. Her Tumblr has received more than 5 million hits and counting. Oxford currently has television shows in development with CBS, ABC, and HBO. |