Author(s): PETER LLOYD

Self Help

Men are brilliant. Being a man is brilliant--except for penile dysmorphia, circumcision, becoming a weekend father, military conscription, critics who've been hating on us for . . . well, pretty much fifty years--oh, and those pesky early deaths.

Fortunately, Peter Lloyd is here to tackle controversial topics in this fearless bloke bible, part blistering polemic, part politically incorrect road map for the modern man.

Peter Lloyd is a journalist at the Mail on Sunday and MailOnline, while also contributing to the Daily Telegraph and the Daily Mirror. He was formerly the staff writer at Madonna's UK PR company, and his clients included Russell Brand, Robert Plant, and Rufus Wainwright.