Author(s): Jeff Green

Parenting

There are lots of reasons to have a baby. Maybe the condom broke. Maybe you felt too wealthy and too well rested. Maybe you got fed up with your life of order and calm and fancied having all your favourite stuff covered in snot and jam. Maybe you'd just given up smoking and will go to any length to have a cigar. You might actually have planned it. Who knows. Whatever the reason, award-winning comedian Jeff Green is here to take you through the accidents, the breast-feeding and the chickenpox, all part of the wonderfully wholesome journey that is parenthood. From Jeff's very unique and very male perspective (stuck for a babysitter? There's always next door's eleven year old - so long as it doesn't infringe her ASBO. And yes, a cheese sandwich is a perfectly adequate meal for a three-week old), welcome to THE A-Z OF HAVING A BABY. Because it's not just babies who have teething problems ...