Author(s): Eric Grzymkowski
People say some pretty nasty things sometimes. And now when readers want to throw down a comeback from their favourite a**holes or just laugh at the things famous people have gotten away with saying in certain situations, they can rely on quotes like the following: 'I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress' - Judge Judy; 'Jesus said love one another. He didn't say love the whole world' - Mother Teresa; 'You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you' - Walt Disney; and, 'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go' - Oscar Wilde. "The Quotable A**hole" contains more than 1,200 quotations from nice guys and a**holes alike ranging from Donald Trump and Dennis Leary to Walt Disney and Mother Teresa. So stop holding your tongue and let your inner a**hole shine through.
Eric Grzymkowski is a humour writer and aspiring a**hole. When not writing he can be found flipping off unsuspecting motorists, cutting in line at the supermarket, and talking on his cell phone at the movies. He resides in Somerville, MA where he spends the majority of his time searching for witty comebacks to use in obscure situations.