Author(s): Llewellyn Dowd & Phil McCracken
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints. What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin. What's pink and hard in the morning? "The Financial Times" crossword. Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals. An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman'. She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of filthy jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright dirty. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...
The biggest ever book of x-rated jokes from the team that brought you A Man Walks into a Bar
Llewellyn Dowd and Phil McCracken met whilst serving in the French Foreign Legion. They were both dishonourably discharged on the same day, following an incident with the regimental camel. Llewellyn returned to live in the UK, where Who's Who lists his interests as: 'Camels; camel racing; painting pictures of camels'. He is married to wife Camilla. Phil currently lives in south-eastern Europe, where he presents a TV programme on farming: The Bulgarian Agrarian. He lives with his Moroccan partner, Keith.