The Amateurs

Author(s): John Niven

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Gary Irvine is pretty happy in Ardgirvan, a small town on Scotland's west coast. Only two things would improve his life - children and a lower golf handicap. Both are unlikely. The former because Gary's wife Pauline is intent on leaving him as soon as she's snared Findlay Masterson, the self-made carpet millionaire she's set her sights on. And the latter because, frankly, Gary is an appalling golfer. Far away from the world of golf handicaps, down in the murky depths of Ardgirvan's criminal underclass, Gary's hapless brother Lee is stumbling from one botched drug deal to another, his orbit drawing terrifyingly close to local crime overlord Ranta Campbell. Then Gary gets smashed on the head by a golf ball and knocked into a coma. He wakes to find that the neurological trauma he's suffered has resulted in some pretty radical side effects - among them an absolutely perfect golf swing. He wins his local club championship. He breaks the course record. He qualifies for the Open ...Meanwhile Pauline and Masterson have hit upon a plan to help him avoid a ruinously expensive divorce. It's the kind of plan that ends with a funeral.

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From the author of Kill Your Friends comes another brilliant and magnificently hilarious novel - a tale of infidelity, contract killing and ... golf.

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General Fields

  • : 9780434017980
  • : heine
  • : heine
  • : 0.426
  • : 02 April 2009
  • : 214mm X 136mm X 29mm
  • : United Kingdom
  • : books

Special Fields

  • : John Niven
  • : Paperback
  • : 823.92
  • : 384