How To Fart At School: ..And Get Away With It!

Description

The definitive guide to playing tricks in school. Be the envy of your classmates and the talk of the staff room! This book contains tons of tricks that will crown you the pran-King (or Queen) of your school. School can be a be a dull place (unless you're a teacher's pet) so every now and then someone has to step up and break the tedium. Nothing improves a boring lesson like a well-timed fart--it's guaranteed to stimulate lively debate (whodunnit?) and may even signal an early break. This is the ultimate guide to practical jokes--designed to liven up your timetable and make you the hero of the classroom. There are 68 cunning tricks, each one carefully explained and given a difficulty rating, or kudos should you actually get away with it!

Author description

Adrian Besley is the author of the humourous titles Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr Klinsmann? and The Fatkins Diet and, along with Every Step Counts - a walking fitness guide - and the best-selling Superstars of the World Cup 2006, and has penned episodes of The Wombles and Upstairs Downstairs Bears. Adrian is also a dab-hand at catching crayfish with the Sunday lunch left-overs and an expert at Eskimo-rolling his canoe at midnight in freezing waters.

Table of contents

An assortment of pranks, jokes and bad behaviour guaranteed to brighten up any boring day ay school.